John Travolta Confuses Situation In Ukraine

John Travolta made a surprise appearance today in Kiev's Independence Square and further confused the situation in Ukraine.  




According to various accounts, Travolta, 60, flew to Ukraine in his self-piloted private jet in the hopes of instilling courage in the embattled country and its citizens, but only served to confuse Ukrainians with a short but illegible speech.

In his comments, Travolta called Ukraine "Cranium" and Crimea "IKEA" before hopping back into his cockpit and flying away.



According to several reports, Travolta's speech infuriated the Ukrainians who heard it. In the words of one witness: "We are no longer sure what country we are living in."


Feel free to comment and share this blog post if you find it interesting!