Roseanne Slams Chuck Lorre And Ashton Kutcher For Stealing Joke For "Two And A Half Men"

Roseanne Barr is attacking Chuck Lorre for allegedly stealing one of her jokes and using it on "Two and a Half Men" with Ashton Kutcher.


Roseanne, 60, became infuriated about the theft and took to twitter on Friday, writing: "friends told me that ashton kuchner is stealing my jokes without any sense of being conscious of being a f*cking thief. #chucklorre"

The line in question - "I'm wet where I'm supposed to be dry and dry where I'm supposed to be wet" - Roseanne claims is from her 2006 HBO standup special, which she notes falls under copyright laws.



Roseanne continued to blast Lorre both professionally and personally, even bringing up the TV creator's past troubles with alcohol addiction and directing some of her messages to Kutcher.

"HOLLYWOOD TV  "WRITERS" r actually just souless thieves of comics' intellectual property. #f*ckashtonKuchner #f*ckChuck #f*ckthieves," Roseanne wrote.

Roseanne wrote to Kutcher: "@aplusk YOU STOLE ONE OF MY JOKES ON UR CHUCK LORRE SHOW-stop doing that to comics-tell ur "writers" to attempt 2 write their own jokes!!"

"@AplusK there are a lot of DEAD comics that your show could steal jokes from who won't be upset like I am. #ignoranceisbliss," Roseanne stated.







Barr wrote in another: "Chuck Lorre has made MILLIONS-hundreds of millions-YET-he STEALS COMEDIAN'S WRITING-helps himself 2 STEAL other ppl's work w no guilt."

"If i'm unable2 sue billionaire chuck lorre4 theft, then I will force myself 2 watch his shows-& steal his jokes 2-altho NOT many R FUNNY," Roseanne continued.


Roseanne pointed out: "I can C chuck in the room: "guys, let's b careful when lifting jokes frm comics-don't steal copyrighted HBO special jokes-b more discreet.""

Lorre, who Roseanne explained was fired from her eponymous sitcom for being a "drunk", has not replied to the allegations.


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