Joan Rivers Jokes Kristen Stewart Owes Her Career To Sex With Directors

According to reports, Joan Rivers attacks Kristen Stewart in her new book.  





The New York Post has excerpted part of the comedian's upcoming "Diary of a Mad Diva," in which Rivers is targeting a slew of A-list Hollywood celebrities.

Rivers, 81, reveals: "Many stars only do one thing well. Of course, the best one-trick pony is Kristen Stewart, who got a whole career by being able to juggle directors' balls."



The blast is not a significant reference to Kristen's fling with the "Snow White" and "Huntsman" director Rupert Sanders.

Rivers is not slamming only Stewart.

"No one is allowed to dress up anymore during Award Season," the television personality writes in the book, pointing out: "The networks have new decency guidelines, which insist that no more breasts, buttocks or genitalia show. Luckily, because of celebrities like Pharrell and his stupid hat, we'll still be able to see a-holes."

Of course, Rivers is going after an old favorite.

The Post quotes Rivers as writing: "It's all over the news that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy to prevent getting cancer. I think Paris Hilton should…step up to the plate and try to prevent STDs. It would be so easy for her. All she would have to do is have her knees fused together."


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